Reading the catalogue
Reading the catalogue
About
Fish Sandals sells sandals named after fish. There are four of them. That sentence is the entire business and most of what follows is a list of things we are not going to pretend about.
What this is
The joke is the name. The Trout, the Bass, the Pike and the Salmon are four versions of the same sandal, and they are named after four fish with a completely straight face. There is no fifth fish. There is no secret meaning.
You buy them on this site. Picking a fish and a size on the rack opens a hosted checkout page, and the price you are charged is re-read from the catalogue by the server rather than taken from your browser.
The blanks
An about page is where a small shop is most tempted to make something up. These are the blanks, left blank.
This paragraph used to say the operating company was named on Terms and Privacy. It was not named on either, which made it the one checkable broken promise on a site whose whole argument is that it does not make claims it cannot back. So: the operating entity is not published yet, on this page or on Terms or Privacy. When it is, those two pages are where it will appear, because that is where the disclosure belongs.
Still four fish.